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cooking turkey???

cooking turkey???

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chilling with the kids.

chilling with the kids.

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cooking a  fxxking steak.

cooking a fxxking steak.

How To Cook A Fucking Steak by Alex Balk November 20, 2009 Go to the goddamn grocery and get steak. Yes, the grocery. A little ammonia is not going to kill you, you pussy. You want to be all fancy and grass-fed and environmentally conscious, go ahead, I don’t give a shit, just get a […]

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Chef's Apple Watch

Chef’s Apple Watch

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geordie rules

geordie rules

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Beating the children

Beating the children

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chefs house!

chefs house!

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silence of the chef

silence of the chef

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turkeys at christmas be like

turkeys at christmas be like

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friesenberg

friesenberg

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peeling onions

peeling onions

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drinking with chefs

drinking with chefs

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break time

break time

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touch my cake!

touch my cake!

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donuts

donuts

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why so early

why so early

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Improvise

Improvise

  How about a cheap BBQ!!!!

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Kitchen pranks

Kitchen pranks

      Commis v Lobster A sous chef was teaching a commis how to cook lobster in large roasting trays. “You’ve got to keep them moving, if they turn orange, they’re fucked!” ”Keep shaking the trays, DO NOT LET THEM CHANGE COLOUR” Anyone who knows about these things, knows that when raw lobster gets […]

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