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How To Cook A Fucking Steak by Alex Balk November 20, 2009 Go to the goddamn grocery and get steak. Yes, the grocery. A little ammonia is not going to kill you, you pussy. You want to be all fancy and grass-fed and environmentally conscious, go ahead, I don’t give a shit, just get a […]
How about a cheap BBQ!!!!
Commis v Lobster A sous chef was teaching a commis how to cook lobster in large roasting trays. “You’ve got to keep them moving, if they turn orange, they’re fucked!” ”Keep shaking the trays, DO NOT LET THEM CHANGE COLOUR” Anyone who knows about these things, knows that when raw lobster gets […]