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Luke Bailey at Buzzfeed takes a sarcastic approach to anti-vegetarian views

Luke Bailey at Buzzfeed takes a sarcastic approach to anti-vegetarian views

1. Mozzarella sticks might be vegetarian, but do you really want to eat them?

Mozzarella sticks might be vegetarian, but do you really want to eat them?

2. You just wouldn’t enjoy eating these.

You just wouldn't enjoy eating these.

3. Surely no-one would enjoy this vegetarian burrito.

Surely no-one would enjoy this vegetarian burrito.

4. Sushi can be vegetarian, and do you really want that?

 

5. This zucchini, squash and tomato gratin is surely just a bit meh.

This zucchini, squash and tomato gratin is surely just a bit meh.

6. Vegetarian food just isn’t hearty.

Vegetarian food just isn't hearty.

7. Vegetarian food would never be a revelation.

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Disney

Disney

 
 

8. It’s just not substantial enough.

It's just not substantial enough.

9. There’s no variation.

There's no variation.

10. All so similar.

All so similar.

11. It’s not comfort food, really, is it?

It's not comfort food, really, is it?

12. And it’s just no good as a snack.

And it's just no good as a snack.

13. These crisp, fresh apples would absolutely no good to eat.

These crisp, fresh apples would absolutely no good to eat.

14. Vegetarian restaurants are just too hard to find.

Vegetarian restaurants are just too hard to find.

15. Is there even any point to vegetarian pizza?

Is there even any point to vegetarian pizza?

16. I mean, come ON.

I mean, come ON.

17. Vegetable curry? HMMM.

Vegetable curry? HMMM.

18. There aren’t even any cool celebrity vegetarians. Would you do something just ‘cause Jared Leto did it?

There aren't even any cool celebrity vegetarians. Would you do something just 'cause Jared Leto did it?

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19. Or Ellie Goulding?

Or Ellie Goulding?

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20. Or Yasiin Bey?

Or Yasiin Bey?

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21. And just because you can make a glorious pasta bake…

And just because you can make a glorious pasta bake...

22. …or a delicate pasta all norma, should you?

...or a delicate pasta all norma, should you?

23. No-one really likes falafel and hummus.

No-one really likes falafel and hummus.

24. Grilled cheese? It can be alright, maybe.

Grilled cheese? It can be alright, maybe.

25. But be honest, could you survive on this for the rest of your life?

But be honest, could you survive on this for the rest of your life?

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Vegetarian food – not even once.

 

Original Story Here:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/never-eat-vegetables#.nuADxoj00

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